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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:00

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do flat earthers exist?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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